Here is my elegy to lost lust, laid waste in the sex wars of the 90s and reduced to ash in the rages of the early twenty-first century I suspect this book will offend many people, but I hope not too many of those who read it. It’s hard to believe in 2018 that sex was once fun and funny. If you are not personally mocked in this book, my sincere apologies.

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